"Missing You"

Why did the rope go to the doctor?
It had a knot in its stomach.

Why did the rope go to a psychologist?
Its nerves were frayed.

Why was the rope late for dinner?
It got tied up at the office.

Why did the sick shoe go to the cobbler?
It wanted to be heeled (healed).

What bug likes to score strikes and spares?
The bowl weevil.

How do you make a horsefly go faster?
Use a buggy whip.

How did the dog get splinters in his tongue?
He ate table scraps.

"Ready To Party...."

Hey Gramma Ann,

Look at me, Kaia, I'm ready to party. One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, ROCK!!!

Gramma Ann, I'm two months old now, and Mommy says, I'm growing like a weed. Can you tell I'm growing? But, I still sleep alot. I can't remember if this picture was taken before or after the party, whatever, I was very tired, I fell asleep sitting up. haha...

What did Mr. and Mrs Drum name their twin sons?

Tom Tom.

Why did the cowboy name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?

It was a great spread.

What's black and white and red on the bottom?

A baby penguin with diaper rash.

Why is the beach a friendly place?

The ocean always waves at you.

What do you call a chimp who loves to eat potato chips?

A chip-monk.

"Hi Buddies"

What do you call a grandfather clock?

An old timer.

Which bird is on the F.B.I.'s Most Wanted List?

Robin Hood.

Where do computers keep their money?

In a data bank.

Why should you never play hide-and-seek with the mountains?

Mountains always peek (peak).

What has four wooden legs and ticks?

A times table.

What do you call a pig that gets fired from its job?

Canned ham.

Why did the mattress go to the hospital?

It had spring fever.

"A Few Jokes Today"

What class activity does Jack Frost like best?

Snow and tell.

Why was Mr. Math sad?

His son was a problem child.

What do pigs bring home from school at the end of the semester?

Repork cards.

Why did the teacher bring crackers to her meeting?

It was a parrot-teacher conference.

How can you get an "A" in art class?

Be picture perfect.

"Aaron and Dezaray"

This is a surprise visit to The Fun Room by Aaron and Dezaray. Great-Gramma Ann is so glad to see you two. Mommy send me the pictures. She said they are your first school pictures.