"Jokes Of The Day"

One day little Johnny was in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decided to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asked.

"My budgie bird died and I'm burying him," Johnny replied.

"That's an awful big hole for a little bird, ain't it?" asked the neighbor.

"That's because he's inside your cat!"


Linda was with her mother while her older sister was being examined by a dentist. Linda kept herself busy playing with toys in the waiting room until she noticed that her mom was resting, her eyes closed.

With about six other patients waiting, Linda marched up to her mother, looked her straight in the face and shook her shoulder.

"Mommy," she yelled, "wake up! This is not church!"


Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Harold's violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly. 

The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Finally, when he could take it any longer, he jumped up, and yelled above the noise, "For Pete's sake, Harold, can't you play something the dog doesn't know?!"

"Celebrities Homes"

John Travolta

Halle   Berry

OPRAH



J-Lo and Mark Anthony




EDDIE MURPHY

Billy Joel


Hugh Hefner


Sylvester Stallone


Tiger Woods

 

  

"The Old Color Test"

These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease. It took me 4 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate. A great test, do it until you get 100%! Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rootin' for ya... This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun! It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%. Follow the directions! It's harder than it seems, as it should be!  A brain waker-upper for today! http://www.humorsphere.com/fun/8787/colortest.swf